Miscellanea

First off... Thank you for spending time with me. I feel privileged to have had you read my work.

Second, a tip for you... Think for yourself. Do something creative. Turn off the television and spend some time in your own head.

Now the other stuff... The main pages for this site were first put online during the evening of Saturday, March 10, 2001.

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Questions, comments, concerns, complaints, feedback, mistakes, English lessons, criticism, praise, hate mail, fan mail, permissions, etc. can be directed to me at cobra@YOUR.PANTSnconnect.net (remove YOUR.PANTS to E-mail me. Get it? HA!). All relevant inquiries will be answered...eventually (as volume and life's other responsibilities, as well as a possibly unreliable ISP mail server, often delay my responses). However, addition of my address to your bulk E-mail database constitutes your acceptance of my offer to remove both of your nipples with a belt sander.

Thank you, and please...try not to hurt yourself.

P.S. No, I don't drink blood. No, I don't do any sacrifices or rituals. And, no, I sleep neither in a coffin nor hanging upside down.


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